It's Official... Our Boy Is Hot, Hot, Hot!!!

It's been a long, hard road, hasn't it? Our boy has been neglected, rejected, and disrespected by a bunch of panty-waist Senators who aren't fit to straighten the seams on his silky Hanes ultrasheers.

What's a girl to do? The path to greatness is strewn with the envy of lesser men... and we all know what kind of envy we're talking about, don't we? But even when the going got tough, the Conservative Bloggers Who Support the Gay Judge Roberts held firm.

Because you know we came out for Roberts early. When some folks thought he showed a tad bit too much interest in the Presidential China pattern, we didn’t bat an eyelash.

And in the end, it was a GayPatriot reader who called it:

I have to say that I find Judge Roberts….well, kind of hot. The hair is a bit dorky, but those piercing blue eyes, that impish grin, that wonderful cleft in his chin…..I’d certainly vote to confirm!

Here at CBWSTGJR, we have to admit that, like Wonkette, we think Judge Roberts is pretty dreamy too.

Heh... And all we can say to Senators Kerry and Edwards, no strangers to the rumor mill themselves is, " you ladies couldn't lay a glove on our great big, gorgeous Judge....

"Look at those soft hands!" Kerry exclaimed. "A good receiver." Edwards, grinning, too, passed the ball back, making Kerry reach a bit to make the catch. "I kind of led him a little bit too much," Edwards said, "but you knew he'd get it."

Seated at the conference table for their first joint interview as Democratic ticket mates, the duo continued their cheerful, if still tentative, game, as the new No. 2 adjusted to his "receiver" role.

Kinda reads like a Harlequin novel, doesn't it?

He makes us proud. As he ascends to the bench, we know Judge Roberts won't forget the Little People: those tireless Lawdogs who believed in him all along:

KJ of No Government Cheese who launched CBWSTGJR and spd rdr of Heigh Ho for that darling photo that started it all.

CBWSTGJR is proud to present John Roberts: 17th Chief Justice of the United States of America.

- Cassandra