Roberts Gayness Round-up
Article III Groupie (a/k/a A3G) of Underneath Their Robes has a nice post about Judge Roberts, and the question presented by this blog group. The conclusion, following a legnthy analysis:
The CBWSTGJR neither endorse nor deny A3G's conclusion. After all, the premise here is that it just doesn't matter, so why take a side on the issue.
In conclusion, after giving careful consideration to the evidence on both sides, Article Three Groupie must join Wonkette and the Boi From Troy -- among many others -- in concluding Judge Roberts is (probably) straight. In any event, there is insufficient evidence to find that John Roberts is gay beyond a reasonable doubt.
To paraphrase the late Johnnie Cochran: "If the leather pants don't fit, you must acquit!"
The CBWSTGJR neither endorse nor deny A3G's conclusion. After all, the premise here is that it just doesn't matter, so why take a side on the issue.
We are not saying that Judge Roberts is gay. But even if he is, the Conservative Bloggers Who Support the Gay Justice Roberts still support him. Even if he is gay.

1 Comments:
At 5:40 PM,
tee bee said…
But it does matter! No more frumpy, dour justices! Confirm the Gay Judge Roberts now, even if he isn't gay, because he seems to be at least very, very happy!
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