Conservative Bloggers Who Support The Gay Judge Roberts

Bloggers Who Support Judge Roberts -- Even If He Is Gay Like Some Leftists Say.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Roberts' Environmental And Commerce Clause Outlook Responsible or Hapless Amphibian Deaths

Invasion of the Slimy Toads" isn't a horror flick, it's a way of life in Big Sandy, Mont.

Thousands of quarter-sized toads have invaded, causing sticky, slippery streets when they get squished. Many of the toads, it turned out, were going north to Canada to have gender switching surgery.

"Poor little toads," said resident Breezy Baumgarn. "Everyone keeps running them over."

Ted Kennedy commented on the tragedy, "I blame the discrimination against gay and transgendered toads. Plus, if those toads were run over on highways, then they are part of interstate commerce, no matter what extreme position Judge Roberts holds on such matters. Uhh, pass the frog legs, Nancy."

Some entrepreneurs aren't as sympathetic — they plan to sell the toads as fish bait. Apparently Minnesota fish don't discriminate.


  • At 7:04 PM, Blogger Pile On® said…

    Who the hell is Nancy, and why is she buying bait in Montana to go fishing in Minnesota?

  • At 10:51 PM, Blogger KJ said…

    Nacy Pelosi, and because Montana voted for Bush.


  • At 10:13 AM, Blogger tee bee said…

    They're trying to paint this as a gender issue, but it's really about the freedom of our amphibian brothers to make healthcare decisions and receive support from the state. The Gay Judge Roberts isn't against a frog's right to alter his body in freaky ways, but he is a conservative, and doesn't think it's right for the frogs to expect the state to pay for such an elective surgery.

  • At 7:10 PM, Blogger Cassandra said…

    tee bee, you are starting to scare me :)

    And I mean that in the best possible way.

  • At 3:46 PM, Blogger tee bee said…

    Hey, frogs are people too.


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